1.If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
2.When dog food is new with improved tasting, who tests it?
3.What is the speed of darkness?
4.If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
5.Can you cry under water?
6.Why do people say, “You’ve been working like a dog” when dogs just sit around all day?
7.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
8.Do fish ever get thirsty?
9.Can you get cornered in a round room?
10.What does OK actually mean?
11.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?
12.What came first, the fruit or the colour orange?
13.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?
14.Why is it called a “building” when it is already built?
15.Why is it called a TV set when there’s only one?
16.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
17.In a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?
18.Can animals commit suicide?
19.Why do caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
20.Why do people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every few hours?
21.If a criminal turns himself in, shouldn’t he get the reward money?
22.Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
23.With so many rivers running into the ocean, why doesn’t the water level rise?
24.Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
25.What do they call male ballerinas?
26.Why do ‘fat chance’ and ‘slim chance’ mean the same thing?
27.Why do they call steam rollers, steam rollers? They don’t produce, get rid of, or have anything to do with steam.
28.If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn’t you see through everything and actually see nothing?
29.If you are born at exactly midnight is your birthday on both those days?
30.Why do they call it your “bottom”, when it’s really in the middle of your body?
31.Why do they call it “head over heels in love” If our head is always over our heels?
32.Why is an alarm clock going “off” when it actually turns on?
33.Don’t you find it worrying that doctors call treating you their “practice”?
34.Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
35.What’s the difference between a wise man and a wise guy?
36.Is a hot car cool or is a cool car hot?
37.What is a free gift?
38.Aren’t all gifts free?
39.Why is it called ‘after dark’, when it is really after light?
40.Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?